TOPIC: The Apocalypse thread

Imagine a future world where most humans have died, either by plague or meteor bombardment or whatever, and the few survivors are forming widely-scattered communes, usually by moving out into the countryside where they can grow food.
This location looks good, we've buried the bodies of the farmer and his wife and moved in, and strung coils of barbed wire around the house for security.
There's water from the river, and the soil is fertile, so the first question we must ask ourselves is how many people can the land support food-wise?
We're 7 people at the moment, but sooner or later others will turn up looking to join, so how many can we take in?

I think the next thing to build would be a lookout tower. Then an escape tunnel.
"and it's one for the money, two for the show".... Uh huh.

Lux Interior wrote:

Yes, Redpill (below) will be our Chief of Security responsible for keeping us safe while we tend our brussel sprouts-

Sooner or later, some people will show up offering to look after your money in exchange for an IOU slip.

So.. my question is... does the place have an oven?

novum wrote:

Good thinking mate, exilium can knock up a flamethrower in his workshop and you'll have a free hand to use it, nobody better mess with you Aussies..
Below: Australian troops in action with flamethrowers in Borneo frying japs-



EDIT- youtube have just told me they've "removed" my vid because it "violates" their bullshit snowflake guidelines, I dunno if you can still see it (click twice on the 'Go' arrow with about one second between each click), but below is a still from it, i'd naturally saved the vid to my external hard drive with loads more for posterity hehe..
PS- I think somebody must have pretended to complain to YT about it, I've got a pretty good idea who he is, he's done it before in the past..

As regards basic everyday operations of our community, I own this sensational book, so all we need do is plant stuff at whatever time of year it tells us to, then sit back waiting for harvest time, piece o' cake..

Let's say we've decided our 1-acre plot and small farmhouse are too small, so we've moved into this larger country house and call it Doomsday Hall because it ticks all the right boxes, namely-
1- Well away from the cities and their violent gangs.
2- Big house with a number of rooms
3- Food from the woods and fields.
4- Water and fish from the river. (We can also sling our buckets of sewage in there, downstream of course).
5- More fish from the sea, seaweed from the beach,and cockles and mussel things from the rockpools. (We can also boil seawater to get salt)





As Novum suggested, we could station a lookout with a gun on the roof-



It's very cosy inside, a roaring fire and candle lighting (there's no electricity remember)-



Garden out back-



Also a toolshed-



Inside the toolshed-

The evening meal-



And beddy-byes, there are a dozen bedrooms like this-

G'day Ugh.

I would suggest a combination of a hugelkultur garden and a Ruth Stout garden.

Little to no watering and little to no weeding. Always good to cut down the invested labour.

Composting is a MAJOR key, as is .....

I AM ALL I AM wrote:

Whoa Jack, you can eat vegetables grown in shit and piss if you like but include me out..

In fact I had a row with some people on this very subject a while back in the Survival Podcast forum where i posted a thread like this one; I said "We can sling our buckets of sewage in the river to be swept away by the current" but they went bananas and started rockin and rollin, yelling "You can't pollute the river, and we'll need sewage to fertilise the vegetable plot!"
So I let them know I was the boss and told them "The shit and piss goes in the river, end of story".

I'm saying the same thing to you mate- "MY PLAYPEN, MY RULES".
Tell him Pete-

"Yeah, wot 'e sez!"

Ugh wrote:
Redpill is the Jew Sylvester Stallone and you're prepared to appoint him Chief of Security?.........

Exorcist wrote:

Redpill shares Lawrence of Arabia's philosophy, so he's the sort we need..

Ugh wrote:
What happens when the settlement upstream of you does the same?
(insert random picture here).

Lux Interior wrote:
That'll be one for our Chief Security Officer 'Delbert' Redpill to deal with-

So what happens when their 'boss' duffs up rednappy, carries on crapping and threatens to take over Ugh towers?

Ugh wrote:

Lux Interior wrote:

In that case we'll have to send in Flare and his boys to sort them out as a final solution..

Ugh wrote:
Redpill is the Jew Sylvester Stallone and you're prepared to appoint him Chief of Security?.........

@Ugh
Stallone's mother "Jackie" is a "con merchant" astrologer of Ukrainian/Jewish descent who, rather than palm reading, specialises in Ar$e Reading otherwise known as (((Rumpology)))......
From Wiki
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumpology

When Stallone arrives at Doomsday Hall with his Mom I'm sure she'll give your Arse a good examination in the Bedroom. It could be an all night session.

The question is:

Will you be able to afford it?..........

THIS should be a good show to listen to.

In today’s show originally broadcast on July 10 2020, Andy co-hosts, “The TRADCATKNIGHT & ACH Show,” with Eric Gajewski, for a show entitled, “The Rocket Ride To The End Times.”
We discussed: the prophecy that whole nations will be wiped out overnight due to pandemics; the three days of darkness to come; how your home will become your refuge; how the mark of the beast could manifest itself; how Rome will be destroyed; how Christianity will be forced underground; Earth changes and Planet X; and many other topics.

andrewcarringtonhitchcock.com/2020/07/10/ach-1295-eric-gajewski-the-tradcatknight-ach-show-2-the-rocket-ride-to-the-end-times/

Exorcist wrote

Yep, Ugh is prone to talk out of his arse