TOPIC: The Apocalypse thread

Exorcist wrote:

Let's ask Doomsday Hall's Membership Secretary (below) for a comment on the Stallone's application to join-

Ugh wrote:
Are you saying "Poor old Spike" will be hiding under the bed when the SHTF?
Dear oh dear, you won't win many intrawebz 'medals' for such craven responsibility dodging. You're not worthy to lead Ugh Towers, not fit for purpose.
Naughty step etc etc etc.
(Insert one of stash of overused pictures here.)

Lux Interior wrote:

Rest easy mate, I'll be coming out on patrols and raids with the rest of you to help maintain our total dominance of the area around the Hall.
My awesome grasp of strategy, tactics and planning is second to none..



"Battle is the most magnificent competition in which human beings can indulge"- Gen George Patton
"War is cruelty. There's no use trying to reform it, the crueler it is the sooner it will be over"- Gen William Sherman
"I have a high art, I hurt with cruelty those who would hurt me"-Archilocus (Greek mercenary 650 BC)
"I do not see why man should not be as cruel as nature"- Adolf Hitler

The Hall will also need a tough copper to confront any trespassers and tell them-

Ugh wrote:
Watch out for the transgenders.

They are all over the place, probably in Plymouth too.

From 2016



Edit .......... yep in Plymouth, your home town.

The transgender women aka men making their mark on Plymouth (2017)

www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/health/transgender-women-making-mark-plymouth-273609

Roastie wrote:

Sweet Jesus, I wouldn't like to bump into them on a dark night..

On the plus side you might at last get your rocks off. You could dance the Apocalypso together.

Lux Interior wrote:
Rather you than me mate, here's a re-run of a post I did in TZ a while back-

About 30 years ago I answered a lonely hearts advert by a woman named 'Zoe'; we exchanged a number of letters and photos, she was a Counsellor Troi lookalike but I sensed something wasn't quite right...
Then she confirmed my suspicions by dropping a bombshell saying she used to be a male gas fitter with British Gas, and told me all the gory details of her op to change her into a woman, something about "peeling the penis like a banana and tucking the loose ends up inside the abdomen", and how she was having electrolysis to remove her stubbly beard growth .
That killed my interest in her stone dead, so I politely wrote back saying "I'm sorry, but my DNA is only programmed to respond sexually to women who have always been women"
She ranted back about my "small-mindedness and lack of understanding blah blah ", and we went our separate ways without ever meeting..

PS- I found this pic of her on the net (she's on the left). Dunno who the bloke is but he better like bananas..

You really don't want to know the full details of male genital replacement. It's far worse than you imagine.
Never mind, I expect those tough old doomsday bints can still turn a trick or two.

Ugh wrote:
Looks like a british version of Joe Dirt.

The only types of dames we'll want at Doomsday Hall are real tough women who ain't afraid to tackle any trespassers..

Ugh wrote:
G'day Ugh.

You might find your "PLAYPEN" to be a lonely place.

I AM ALL I AM wrote:

Haha I'm a LONER mate, no family or friends and I wouldn't have it any other way..

“Associate yourself with men of good quality, for ‘tis better to be alone than in bad company”- George Washington
"If you hang around with losers you become a loser"- Donald Trump
"He who walks with the wise becomes wise, but a companion of fools suffers harm" (Bible:Proverbs 13:20)

Here's a re-run of me in swagger mode under my wargaming name 'PoorOldSpike', play it fullscreen for maximum dramatic effect and note the supremely arrogant body language that sends out the clear message "I don't need nobody"..

Ugh wrote:

Ugh wrote:
G'day Ugh.

Did they die in your playpen from the deadly disease known as backchat?

I AM ALL I AM wrote:

As the leader of Doomsday Hall, I TALK, THEY LISTEN, and if they don't like it they can bugger off; we hard men don't need nobody because I'm like Riddick..

Ugh wrote:
G'day Ugh.

Do you mean bald and sexually repressed?

I AM ALL I AM wrote:
You gotta be jivin us boy!
Bald guys are reputedly dripping in testosterone, and Riddick confirms it by some of his filthy dialogue with Dahl in 'Riddick' (below)

Ugh wrote:
G'day Ugh.

Is that your area of expertise?

You know, what bald guys are dripping in.

Psst, he's only acting ... well, some call it that.

I AM ALL I AM wrote:

At Doomsday Hall women will be welcome but they've got to be TOUGH even if they're not dripping with testosterone.
Here two of them bury a trespasser who they've just shot-