TOPIC: Coronavirus

Okay, I made up a covid-19 joke .....

What did one corona virus say to the other corona virus?

"You're a figment of my imagination. You're a figment of my imagination."



Alternate answers to the question .....

"I don't know how the media sold you to me but I'm getting rid of you right now."

"I am the figment of your imagination. I am the figment of your imagination."

"You look like you were made in a laboratory ... no offense intended."

"Look what the human sneezed up."

"Well I am sooo scary that humans hide from me."

"Back in the old days we had it so tough that thousands of us had to live in one test tube."

"Who said you're not real?"

"I swear I made a journey of 1.6 metres to this new host."

"I don't go into multi-national corporations retail stores, it would hurt their sales figures."

"How many Corona virus' does it take to change a light bulb?"

"We humbly pray to you Propaganda to keep us in existence."

..... would anyone else care to add an answer?

99% Unite - Live with Raphael Fernandez and Dave Oneegs.

Live with Raphael Fernandez and Dave Oneegs.

Dave recently created a video that has reached 300,000 people around the world. 99% Unite chats to the man himself.

I AM ALL I AM wrote:
"I never kill police officers, even though there is 63,000 of them in Australia and over 120,000 in the uk, who have all been in the frontline in the war on us.. not one death." and the other coronavirus replies... me neither brother.

You could replace policy officers for nurses in the above, although there is even more of them so make those numbers bigger.

novum wrote:
Just noticed the guy on the top right is that guy that got arrested for quoting scripture about the mark of the beast. Seems like an interesting chap, thanks for sharing.

In a pod and still masked up. ffs

EW wrote:
It is a good discussion, im through most of it right now... three very switched on people there, and good communicators also, they'd wake more people up if their videos were spread further.

Rape Suspect Released From Jail Due To COVID Kills Woman Who Accused Him
www.zerohedge.com/political/rape-suspect-released-jail-due-covid-kills-woman-who-accused-him

‘Morality pills’ may be the US’s best shot at ending the coronavirus pandemic, according to one ethicist
theconversation.com/morality-pills-may-be-the-uss-best-shot-at-ending-the-coronavirus-pandemic-according-to-one-ethicist-142601

Have you taken your joy pill today?

EW wrote:
The author is Tara Tuchel afaik. Originally designed for autistic children, they are being promoted now for all children.

EW wrote:
Is that game any good?

Lux Interior wrote:
The premise is definitely interesting, but the gameplay was a bit of a letdown. It's not too bad if you can pick it up cheap in a sale I guess, but I wouldn't pay much for it. I played it on Xbox Game Pass so I didn't waste much besides the subscription, but I was still underwhelmed.

novum wrote:
attack of the Zombie cops

Home Education for my sons this coming year and possibly beyond.

One of the main reasons we kept them in public schools was to socialize with their peers

We are not sending our sons into an environment where they are assumed to be diseased by the state

The psychological harm that will result from children being made to think of each other as diseased and a walking time bomb is too great

Plus we can focus on the essentials of reading , writing ,math and science

We also get to do field trips and plenty of sports activities , visit local farms and ranches plus we have a nice new Piano on the way and have guitars and drums in the house all ready

Really looking forward to taking charge of our sons education

Very exciting

......

EW wrote:
That is a deeply disturbing read, which I thought was satire initially!

I had never heard of The Conversation website before, but it doesn't surprise me that the Bill and Melinda Gates
Foundation fund them.

"The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation funded The Conversation Media Group in Australia to help launch pilots in the United States and in South Africa."

theconversation.com/africa/partners/the-bill-and-melinda-gates-foundation

It also doesn't surprsie me that Andrew (((Jaspan))) aka The Poisoned Dwarf! founded The Conversation.

Jaspan is a graduate of the 20:20 Senior Management Program run by UK's Common Purpose;




en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Jaspan

Roastie wrote:
Bloody hell, the tentacles are in everything. Thanks for the info.

I can't get around the Daily Telegraph Paywall.

Can a kind soul print this article out for me please. 9 August 2020

"Lockdown supporters cannot bear the thought that Sweden has got it right

An honest appraisal of how the Scandinavian country has fared raises plenty of awkward questions for politicians in the rest of Europe"

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/08/09/lockdown-supporters-cannot-bear-thought-sweden-has-got-right/

novum wrote:
G'day Novum.

Looks like it is from the video you posted earlier. Right there she has the perfect opportunity to knee him in the groin, a throat shot or a thumb in the eyeball. The fucking policy enforcer has absolutely no right to grab her around the throat. It is excessive force for a start.

What would be great is if anyone that knows this fucking arsehole in uniform would provide his name and address so that we can go around for a ..... chat. Maybe we could start a new trend ... Dob in a Copper !!!

You could even start a reality show about it, you know, like Cops, except in reverse and it is the coppers getting assaulted, tasered, etc. For a show like that I might even go out and buy a TV to watch it.

I AM ALL I AM wrote:
I think this is a longer version.