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TOPIC: The "Sanctum" onious satire thread.

The "Sanctum" onious satire thread. 03 Jun 2014 07:42 #1

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oioioi - Morning my droogs.

All - Morning master.

oioioi - I managed to stop 13 mikes infiltrating our sanctuary last night.

Pskatti - Oh, I love you.

oioioi - Fook off skat.

gilly - why didn't we vote on it?

oioioi - We agreed there were too many votes on the forum.

pskatti - yes they were all cunts, so didn't vote.

gilly - did we vote on that?

oioioi - No.

gilly - but we agreed that as a forum we would vote on everything.

oioio - it was getting too much gilly.

gilly - did we vote on that?

oioioi - no

gilly - It was clear to me - I just don't understand why we would agree to vote, and then not vote - just like
I didn't understand Oi overruling the voting process in the BT fiasco.

oioio - (thinks) oh shut up gilly, you annoying "sanctum" onious old bat.
(says) sorry gilly, we will vote on all things in the future I promise, now who is for tea and biccies?

gilly - me, me, me. Gariboldies please.

jhado - guys, cant we all just be nice to each other?

gilly - we will have to vote on it.

All - Fook off gilly, you annoying old bat!

Pskatti - where are the rest of the cunts?

oioioi - we banned them all, they were all mike, I sussed it last night.

pskatti - oh, i love you oi, you are more of a man than all of those mikes put together.

oioioi - fook off skat.

gilly - please can we vote on something.

All - fuck of gilly you annoying old daisy!

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The "Sanctum" onious satire thread. 03 Jun 2014 09:06 #2

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What does "onious" mean, wolfy?
"The truth must be repeated over and over again,
because error is repeatedly preached among us, not
only by individuals, but by the masses. In periodicals
and cyclopaedias, in schools and universities; every-
where, in fact, error prevails, and is quite easy in the
feeling that it has a decided majority on its side."

~ J. W. v. Goethe

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The "Sanctum" onious satire thread. 03 Jun 2014 09:12 #3

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PFIZIPFEI wrote:
What does "onious" mean, wolfy?

It's just a play on the word "Sanctimonious".
sanc·ti·mo·nious adjective \ˌsaŋ(k)-tə-ˈmō-nē-əs, -nyəs\

: pretending to be morally better than other people

Full Definition of SANCTIMONIOUS
1
: hypocritically pious or devout <a sanctimonious moralist> <the king's sanctimonious rebuke — G. B. Shaw>

I think it sums up their attitude perfectly and also implicates their forums name, albeit it is spelt wrong by one letter.
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The "Sanctum" onious satire thread. 03 Jun 2014 09:17 #4

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As offensive as it is, that's actually quite funny :D
but ofc i'll not be laffin if and when it gets to the bit where it goes...

Dubmeup-i is here, destroyer of all things sole trade. I am here hiding behind my cloak of ptsdability to speak of the hideous things i have done to others. But first i must weave a rope from this yoghurt and make a new hatstand from that dead fish...


I wouldn't find that nearly as funny...no no... :D
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The "Sanctum" onious satire thread. 03 Jun 2014 09:19 #5

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knobmeup wrote:
As offensive as it is, that's actually quite funny :D
but ofc i'll not be laffin if and when it gets to the bit where it goes...

Dubmeup-i is here, destroyer of all things sole trade. I am here hiding behind my cloak of ptsdability to speak of the hideous things i have done to others. But first i must weave a rope from this yoghurt and make a new hatstand from that dead fish...


I wouldn't find that nearly as funny...no no... :D

Why thank you very much :thumbup:

And don't worry, I have a few more sketches up my sleeve and I am sure you will make an appearance :D
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The "Sanctum" onious satire thread. 03 Jun 2014 09:24 #6

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I look forward to it, wolfy :D
You know i'm actually growing to like you :)


it's ok i'll bring it up with the counsellor ;)
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The "Sanctum" onious satire thread. 03 Jun 2014 09:27 #7

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knobmeup wrote:
I look forward to it, wolfy :D
You know i'm actually growing to like you :)


it's ok i'll bring it up with the counsellor ;)

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The "Sanctum" onious satire thread. 03 Jun 2014 09:37 #8

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Another enthralling Poll gets underway over at "sanctum" onious zone:

Should Abs go out?

sanctum.truth-zone.net/forum/member-s-general-chat/94697-should-abs-go-out.html

We have a unanimous 7 votes to 0 in favour of going out up to yet.

Stand by for more enthralling polls.

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The "Sanctum" onious satire thread. 03 Jun 2014 09:40 #9

We should do one about here....

fuhrer 1 - morning fuhrer, are you ready for a hard days work posting about the evil Jews? Our work is not complete until they are dead
fuhrer 2 - heil mein fuhrer, we shall teach those vile untermensch that we do not tolerate their talmidic and usurious ways
fuhrer 3 - good morning fuhrers, I have good news. Sanctumonious threads about liberal love and tolerance have been sent South due to overwhelming propaganda posted concerning the Jews. The threads vere posted by some of my vinest and blondest friends
fuhrer 1 - good work fuhrer 3. We shall see our day of reckoning with those pesky Hasbara shills. See to it they are exterminated.
fuhrer 4 - hello, I don't normally post here, but I thought I'd just drop in to quickly deny the holocaust
fuhrer 1 - welcome fuhrer 4, you will be most at home here. I have some very interesting things to tell you about Jews
fuhrer 4 - yes I just watched Schindlers List. It was hilarious, but don't tell anybody I enjoyed it for it will spoil our credibility. I followed that off by spending all night watching 6 hour videos denying the holocaust. They were equally as funny
fuhrer 2 - you do realise fuhrer 4, that this was a propaganda film made by the filthy evil Jews?

etc
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The "Sanctum" onious satire thread. 03 Jun 2014 09:48 #10

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Android Replicant wrote:
We should do one about here....

Pathetic and not funny in the slightest.

And totally off topic, start your own thread if you want to try and be satirical, but if I were you I wouldn't bother, it is a skill you don't seem to have.

And that wasn't satirical, just in case you were wondering.

But that was,

Go figure.

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The "Sanctum" onious satire thread. 03 Jun 2014 09:49 #11

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Fuhrer 5- something in my brain does not compute. I was asked if it was jobs or benefits that immigrants steal and my head has now entered a state of what may only be called, turbulence.
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The "Sanctum" onious satire thread. 03 Jun 2014 19:24 #12

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Meanwhile, back at the "sanctum" onious zone, the droogs return from a nights shilling over at the "truth" zone.

oioioi - Welcome back my droogs. did you have fun messing with the pin heads?

Pskatti - did you fooking miss me?

oioioi - of course my favourite fooking droog.

gilly - and me, me ,me?

oioio - sigh, yes and you gilly.

gilly - you would have been proud of us tonight oi, skatii said daisy at least 10 times, it was sooo fookin funny, and , and, and guess what....

oioioi - what.

gilly - this is so funny, you will love this, you know how you love it when skatti says daisy, well, well, over at the "truth" zone they have filtered swear words and daisy is written as daisy, and, and, and, skatti drew the word daisy on a daisy and posted it hahahahahahahhahaha, everyone was laughing, it was brilliant, you would have been so proud of her, all of the daisys didn't know what had it them..

oioioi - oh......

pskatti - what's wrong oi, you always laugh at my constant daisy references, you say it is the best thing about me, it was a daisy, written on a daisy, I thought you would fookin love it.

oioioi - I know my favourite droog, but don't you think it is wearing a little thin, your daisy references what do you think gilly?

gilly- I don't know can we have a vote on it?

oioioi - for fooks sake gilly.

gilly - but you said that we are a community and we will vote on everything.

oioio - sigh, oh ok gilly, the vote is, do we think that pskatti's constant daisy references are a little one dimensional and wearing thin?

gilly and psketti vote no, oioio votes yes.

gilly - well there we have it, the community agrees that pskatti's constant daisy references are not wearing thin.

oioio - but they fookin are, they are boring the living daylights out of me, I am sorry pskatti but they are, they make my skin crawl

pskatti - sob, do you not fookin love me any more?

oioioi - (thinks) oh ffs (says) yes of course I do, my favourite droog, all I am saying is that your constant daisy references are wearing thin.

gilly - the community said that they are not oi, I don't know why you keep overruling the community, its not what we voted on.

oioioi - fook off gilly!!

pskatti - ok oi, for you I will cut down on my fookin daisy references, if it makes you happy, I will do anything for you, you are more of a man than any of them other fookin daisys, oh no I have done it again.....

oioioi - oh for fooks sake, I am off to bed, goodnight.

More enthralling episodes from the " sanctum" onious zone tomorrow.

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The "Sanctum" onious satire thread. 04 Jun 2014 07:16 #13

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Todays little snippet.

Have you noticed how on the "sanctum" onious zone, they all talk about Jews more than people do on here?

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The "Sanctum" onious satire thread. 04 Jun 2014 11:41 #14

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but if I were you I wouldn't bother,

for there are brighter sides to life & I should know because I've seen them, but not often.
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The "Sanctum" onious satire thread. 04 Jun 2014 11:43 #15

wolfy wrote:
Todays little snippet.

Have you noticed how on the "sanctum" onious zone, they all talk about Jews more than people do on here?

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No.
Can you post a list of current threads compared to here to demonstrate your analysis?
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The "Sanctum" onious satire thread. 04 Jun 2014 11:48 #16

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Android Replicant wrote:
wolfy wrote:
Todays little snippet.

Have you noticed how on the "sanctum" onious zone, they all talk about Jews more than people do on here?

:ponda:

No.
Can you post a list of current threads compared to here to demonstrate your analysis?

Not really as they are in the members section

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The "Sanctum" onious satire thread. 04 Jun 2014 12:41 #17

wolfy wrote:
Android Replicant wrote:
wolfy wrote:
Todays little snippet.

Have you noticed how on the "sanctum" onious zone, they all talk about Jews more than people do on here?

:ponda:

No.
Can you post a list of current threads compared to here to demonstrate your analysis?

Not really as they are in the members section

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Your next sock get banned then?
:D
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The "Sanctum" onious satire thread. 04 Jun 2014 12:59 #18

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Android Replicant wrote:
wolfy wrote:
Android Replicant wrote:
wolfy wrote:
Todays little snippet.

Have you noticed how on the "sanctum" onious zone, they all talk about Jews more than people do on here?

:ponda:

No.
Can you post a list of current threads compared to here to demonstrate your analysis?

Not really as they are in the members section

:chuckle:

Your next sock get banned then?
:D

That makes absolutely no sense.

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The "Sanctum" onious satire thread. 04 Jun 2014 14:28 #19

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Well it looks like oioioi has brought his droogs to heel, he says ignore and they yelp, yes master.

It looks like we won't have to put up with that puerile nonsense again.

That was easy.

No vote required.

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The "Sanctum" onious satire thread. 04 Jun 2014 15:20 #20

wolfy wrote:
Android Replicant wrote:
wolfy wrote:
Android Replicant wrote:
wolfy wrote:
Todays little snippet.

Have you noticed how on the "sanctum" onious zone, they all talk about Jews more than people do on here?

:ponda:

No.
Can you post a list of current threads compared to here to demonstrate your analysis?

Not really as they are in the members section

:chuckle:

Your next sock get banned then?
:D

That makes absolutely no sense.

:cool2:

ooh I'm mixin' up me tenses.

Would you like me to ask again when you already know the question?
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