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TOPIC: politicians being used to solve global warming

politicians being used to solve global warming 20 Nov 2013 16:07 #1

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Politicians are the solution to global warming.
We are told the major cause of global warming is the fact that we are taking CO2 out of the ground in the form of oil and coal. When these are burned the CO2 is released into the atmosphere. However there is a simple solution that so far has been overlooked.

Politicians.
We all know how dangerous politicians are.







This it why we keep the most dangerous politicians under armed guard.






Few people realise that politicians are not just violent. Politicians also produce large amounts of CO2 in their breath.
What we should do is capture politicians in large bags to stop them breathing out all this CO2.



Put them in magnetic drilling machines, and take them to the desert.



Then we can plant the politicians into the ground.



The politicians will then breath out CO2 into the soil where plants can use it to grow. In this way we will take CO2 from the atmosphere via politicians and be putting it back in the ground.
This will make the whole world a better place
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politicians being used to solve global warming 20 Nov 2013 16:16 #2

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:D

Absolutley the BEST ever post on any site EVER!
"...Wyrde saves oft the man undoomed
if he undaunted be....". (Beowulf).

"The most beautiful people we have known are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known struggle, known loss, and have found their way out of the depths... Beautiful people do not just happen". (Elisabeth Kubler-Ross).


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politicians being used to solve global warming 20 Nov 2013 17:04 #3

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Brilliant as ever, jonb. :D

Last Edit: 20 Nov 2013 17:04 by pheony.
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politicians being used to solve global warming 20 Nov 2013 23:08 #4

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:herite:

:bravo:

:luvpost:

:notworthy:
1365 = 1

1.1365 = 1,283,305,580,313,352
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politicians being used to solve global warming 20 Nov 2013 23:51 #5

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Gotta be the winner of the TZ 'Post of the Week' award.... :D



But who will be getting this one.... :umm:

The pen is mightier than the sword
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politicians being used to solve global warming 20 Nov 2013 23:54 #6

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Not me. :O

I don't DO that kind of behaviour! :mad:
"...Wyrde saves oft the man undoomed
if he undaunted be....". (Beowulf).

"The most beautiful people we have known are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known struggle, known loss, and have found their way out of the depths... Beautiful people do not just happen". (Elisabeth Kubler-Ross).


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politicians being used to solve global warming 21 Nov 2013 00:00 #7

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diamondgeezer wrote:

But who will be getting this one.... :umm:


:think:
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politicians being used to solve global warming 21 Nov 2013 00:30 #8

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cantata & phe get this one....

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politicians being used to solve global warming 21 Nov 2013 00:31 #9

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politicians being used to solve global warming 21 Nov 2013 00:38 #10

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I thought it quite an appropriate trophy for a couple of horsey-type women who kick ass. :P
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politicians being used to solve global warming 21 Nov 2013 00:39 #11

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cantata, WildHorse and phe get this one......



;)
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politicians being used to solve global warming 21 Nov 2013 00:43 #12

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diamondgeezer wrote:
cantata & phe get this one....


I accept!

I would like to thank my mother, my father, my great aunt Myrtle, Bouncer, Ciaran, Peddlar, Sonny, Beowulf; my sisters, my friend who once cut her knee, that bloke at the bus stop 27 years ago for having that moutsache that made me laugh; a paper bag floating on a puddle, Bazooka bubble gum and its little comics, Superman, Out Of This World.......

:D
"...Wyrde saves oft the man undoomed
if he undaunted be....". (Beowulf).

"The most beautiful people we have known are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known struggle, known loss, and have found their way out of the depths... Beautiful people do not just happen". (Elisabeth Kubler-Ross).


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politicians being used to solve global warming 21 Nov 2013 00:47 #13

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:D

We could sell the other one though and get some dosh. :P
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politicians being used to solve global warming 21 Nov 2013 00:48 #14

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pheony wrote:
cantata, WildHorse and phe get this one......



;)

This should go to jonb (again) for his "Claw" post. :D
"...Wyrde saves oft the man undoomed
if he undaunted be....". (Beowulf).

"The most beautiful people we have known are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known struggle, known loss, and have found their way out of the depths... Beautiful people do not just happen". (Elisabeth Kubler-Ross).


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politicians being used to solve global warming 21 Nov 2013 00:50 #15

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True. :cool:
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