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JESUS IS CALLING YOU OUT ! 30 Oct 2018 00:10 #1

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If there's anything you'd like to ask Jesus (and God), ask away and I'll try to answer by guessing what I think they'd say, based on my sensational Bible knowledge..:)
Tell 'em JC-

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JESUS IS CALLING YOU OUT ! 30 Oct 2018 13:28 #2

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The first person Jesus would want to slap about would be you Urgh. You come across like a former alcoholic who has just substituted Jesus for his booze habit. You abuse Jesus like he's in a bottle and only you have got the key to the spirit cupboard.

Anyway Jesus had short hair, I saw him once in a dream, then looked into it and it turns out he probably didn't have long hair at all and it's a load of mediaval bollocks from the middle-ages. So get that daft actor out of here and dry out a bit.

Jesus knew the enemy of mankind. Yet you don't.

Funny that. I call bullshit on you and your shit show Urgh.
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JESUS IS CALLING YOU OUT ! 30 Oct 2018 15:29 #3

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But mate, where's your question for Jesus?
I hope you're not like one of those snooty jewish priests who dare not ask him anything for fear of being showed up..:)
"They were unable to trap him in what he had said there in public. And astonished by his answer, they became silent" (Luke 20:26)
Maybe other TZ members will have the balls to step up to the plate?
.. :dunno:
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JESUS IS CALLING YOU OUT ! 30 Oct 2018 15:37 #4

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Ugh wrote:
But mate, where's your question for Jesus?
I hope you're not like one of those snooty jewish priests who dare not ask him anything for fear of being showed up..:)
"They were unable to trap him in what he had said there in public. And astonished by his answer, they became silent" (Luke 20:26)
Maybe other TZ members will have the balls to step up to the plate?
.. :dunno:

You're not going to Heaven Ugh, sorry to say.

Jesus is very disappointed in you for supporting Satanic Jews in power and finance, who by deception make war on the world.

From the Jewish Talmud:

Jesus was punished and sent to Hell where he ended up in "boiling hot excrement" (Gittin, 56b, 57a).

Enjoy your shit.
“The simple step of a courageous individual is not to take part in the lie." Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn
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JESUS IS CALLING YOU OUT ! 30 Oct 2018 15:45 #5

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Ugh wrote:
But mate, where's your question for Jesus?
I hope you're not like one of those snooty jewish priests who dare not ask him anything for fear of being showed up..:)
"They were unable to trap him in what he had said there in public. And astonished by his answer, they became silent" (Luke 20:26)
Maybe other TZ members will have the balls to step up to the plate?
.. :dunno:

Ugh, you're like a guy with a script. I know what a script looks like because I'm a writer.

But I wouldn't write a character so obviously transparent and unbelievably lifeless as you.

So the question is.....who's giving you your lines?

Tell them they need a new writing team, some of us are not buying it.

This 'Christian' who loves bombing Arab children and sucking off Jews isn't going to fly as a believable character.

Not in this particular corner of the Alt-Right in any case.
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JESUS IS CALLING YOU OUT ! 30 Oct 2018 15:58 #6

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Roastie wrote:
You're not going to Heaven Ugh, sorry to say.
Jesus is very disappointed in you, supporting Satanic Jews.
From the Jewish Talmud:
Jesus was punished and sent to Hell where he ended up in "boiling hot excrement" (Gittin, 56b, 57a).
Enjoy your shit.

Mate, the Jews have given up their old bad habit of killing young prophets, so I got no beef with them.
Nowadays it's muslim butt they're kicking, and I got no beef with the jews doing that either..:)
And now Don's got Israel's back, yeehaw
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JESUS IS CALLING YOU OUT ! 30 Oct 2018 16:19 #7

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Truthspoon wrote:
Ugh, you're like a guy with a script. I know what a script looks like because I'm a writer.
But I wouldn't write a character so obviously transparent and unbelievably lifeless as you.
So the question is.....who's giving you your lines?..

Here's my "script" mate, and if you don't like what's in it you can argue it out with God when you meet him..:)



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JESUS IS CALLING YOU OUT ! 30 Oct 2018 16:20 #8

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Slick work, Ugh, you've clearly got a pretty well organised team back there bringing up your Bible quotes, giving you the right JPEGS and paying your shekels to keep your account alive at the Truth Zone.

But it still lacks reality. It's just a show old buddy and you know it. It's an act, a stooge show, and you, your poor Plymouth based sucker are the number one puppet.

Did they not inform you that the choice quote from Jeremiah refers to what happens to the Jews?

No? Like I say, you need new writers.

The Lord's anger was always kindled against the Jews, they killed and exiled the prophets time and time again. And so it will be soon. Here's hoping he doesn't show up late to the party and gives those disgusting immoral Jews what they really deserve.

And you Ugh are a fucking bullshitter wearing false clothes. You're no Christian, you don't even know the Old Testament. Nutcase schizo bought and paid for by the local Masonic lodge in my opinion. Probably not fit for human contact so left to talk shite in a virtual environment on behalf of your kiddie fiddling Zion loving brothers. 'the fuck outa here.
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JESUS IS CALLING YOU OUT ! 30 Oct 2018 16:31 #9

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Truthspoon wrote:
..Did they not inform you that the choice quote from Jeremiah refers to what happens to the Jews?..

Sure, God had to send Jeremiah and other prophets to straighten out the jews, that's ancient history and I got no beef with that, and as for modern jews, anybody who likes fluffy kittens can't be all bad..:)



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JESUS IS CALLING YOU OUT ! 30 Oct 2018 16:36 #10

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And you Ugh are a fucking bullshitter wearing false clothes. You're no Christian..

Tell it to my adoring fans mate 'cos my ears ain't listening.. :chuckle:
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JESUS IS CALLING YOU OUT ! 30 Oct 2018 16:46 #11

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It doesn't matter what your percolated collection of idiot internet suckers think. Most people here don't buy your shit, your JPEGS or your phony Christian act. Is your time really so cheap that you're still being flogged here?

The fact remains, you quote a passage from Jermeriah which specifically refers to the death of Jews and thought you could use it to refer to Yemeni civilians.

Because you are a fucking nutcase who doesn't even know what the fucking lines he is reading means, and you don't know the fucking Bible.

So you're not even a fucking Christian at all. Just a prick.

Dodgy script-writers, they're making you out for a cunt old son.

Let me give you the full text, which actually is probably one of the first texts calling for a well deserved Jewish holocaust....oooooh how naughty!


Jeremiah 9 New American Standard Bible

A Lament over Zion
9 [a]Oh that my head were waters
And my eyes a fountain of tears,
That I might weep day and night
For the slain of the daughter of my people!
2 Oh that I had in the desert
A wayfarers’ lodging place;
That I might leave my people
And go from them!
For all of them are adulterers,
An assembly of treacherous men.
3 “They bend their tongue like their bow;
Lies and not truth prevail in the land;
For they proceed from evil to evil,
And they do not know Me,” declares the Lord.
4 “Let everyone be on guard against his neighbor,
And do not trust any brother;
Because every brother deals [c]craftily,
And every neighbor goes about as a slanderer.
5 “Everyone deceives his neighbor
And does not speak the truth,
They have taught their tongue to speak lies;
They weary themselves committing iniquity.
6 “Your dwelling is in the midst of deceit;
Through deceit they refuse to know Me,” declares the Lord.

7 Therefore thus says the Lord of hosts,

“Behold, I will refine them and assay them;
For what else can I do, because of the daughter of My people?
8 “Their tongue is a deadly arrow;
It speaks deceit;
With his mouth one speaks peace to his neighbor,
But inwardly he sets an ambush for him.
9 “Shall I not punish them for these things?” declares the Lord.
“On a nation such as this
Shall I not avenge Myself?

10 “For the mountains I will take up a weeping and wailing,
And for the pastures of the wilderness a dirge,
Because they are laid waste so that no one passes through,
And the lowing of the cattle is not heard;
Both the birds of the sky and the beasts have fled; they are gone.
11 “I will make Jerusalem a heap of ruins,
A haunt of jackals;
And I will make the cities of Judah a desolation, without inhabitant.”

12 Who is the wise man that may understand this? And who is he to whom the mouth of the Lord has spoken, that he may declare it? Why is the land ruined, laid waste like a desert, so that no one passes through? 13 The Lord said, “Because they have forsaken My law which I set before them, and have not obeyed My voice nor walked according to it, 14 but have walked after the stubbornness of their heart and after the Baals, as their fathers taught them,” 15 therefore thus says the Lord of hosts, the God of Israel, “behold, I will feed them, this people, with wormwood and give them poisoned water to drink. 16 I will scatter them among the nations, whom neither they nor their fathers have known; and I will send the sword after them until I have annihilated them.”

17 Thus says the Lord of hosts,

“Consider and call for the mourning women, that they may come;
And send for the [d]wailing women, that they may come!
18 “Let them make haste and take up a wailing for us,
That our eyes may shed tears
And our eyelids flow with water.
19 “For a voice of wailing is heard from Zion,
‘How are we ruined!
We are put to great shame,
For we have left the land,
Because they have cast down our dwellings.’”
20 Now hear the word of the Lord, O you women,
And let your ear receive the word of His mouth;
Teach your daughters wailing,
And everyone her neighbor a dirge.
21 For death has come up through our windows;
It has entered our palaces
To cut off the children from the streets,
The young men from the town squares.
22 Speak, “Thus says the Lord,
‘The corpses of men will fall like dung on the open field,
And like the sheaf after the reaper,
But no one will gather them.’”

23 Thus says the Lord, “Let not a wise man boast of his wisdom, and let not the mighty man boast of his might, let not a rich man boast of his riches; 24 but let him who boasts boast of this, that he understands and knows Me, that I am the Lord who exercises lovingkindness, justice and righteousness on earth; for I delight in these things,” declares the Lord.

25 “Behold, the days are coming,” declares the Lord, “that I will punish all who are circumcised and yet uncircumcised— 26 Egypt and Judah, and Edom and the sons of Ammon, and Moab and all those inhabiting the desert who clip the hair on their temples; for all the nations are uncircumcised, and all the house of Israel are uncircumcised of heart.”
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JESUS IS CALLING YOU OUT ! 30 Oct 2018 17:15 #12

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Waymarker & GMP have morphed into one big dick to try & fuck the forum...URGH!!!
Faith replaces logic when ignorance rules the roost, then that ignorance based faith supplants common sense with duality perception sourced morals, to then form the most perfect closed minded idiot possible, also known as sheeple. mah.
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JESUS IS CALLING YOU OUT ! 30 Oct 2018 17:42 #13

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Truthspoon wrote:
..Let me give you the full text, which actually is probably one of the first texts calling for a well deserved Jewish holocaust....oooooh how naughty!

Every word Jeremiah said were God's words, warning the jews to get their act together, so they sensibly pulled their socks up because they didn't want to get toasted like Sodom/Gomorrah..;)

PS- Jeremiah was little more than a kid when God told him he wanted him to be a prophet, and tried to talk his way out of it-
"Lord i'm no good at speaking, i'm too young and people won't take me seriously" (Jer 1:6)
but God said "Chill, I've got your back and will tell you what to say, so get out there and start kicking jewish butt".
The rest is history, Jeremiah spent the rest of his long life putting the boot in and has become a household name, what a man
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JESUS IS CALLING YOU OUT ! 30 Oct 2018 18:09 #14

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Waymarker & GMP have morphed into one big dick to try & fuck the forum...URGH!!!
and you must be the Left Testicle
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JESUS IS CALLING YOU OUT ! 30 Oct 2018 18:40 #15

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Do you ever stop talking bollocks?
Faith replaces logic when ignorance rules the roost, then that ignorance based faith supplants common sense with duality perception sourced morals, to then form the most perfect closed minded idiot possible, also known as sheeple. mah.
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JESUS IS CALLING YOU OUT ! 30 Oct 2018 19:08 #16

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Faith replaces logic when ignorance rules the roost, then that ignorance based faith supplants common sense with duality perception sourced morals, to then form the most perfect closed minded idiot possible, also known as sheeple. mah.
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JESUS IS CALLING YOU OUT ! 30 Oct 2018 19:59 #18

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Look at Jesus again, I swear he's trying to keep a straight face wondering if this is a debating forum or a loony bin..:)
"Like the crackling of thorns under the pot, so is the laughter of fools" (Ecc 7:6)


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JESUS IS CALLING YOU OUT ! 31 Oct 2018 10:05 #19

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Waymarker & GMP have morphed into one big dick to try & fuck the forum...URGH!!!

Never worry, the next new god is being invented, its going to take a long time to rid those locked in from the old T, New old T.

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Its incredibly sad, someone who claims to be a Christian uses their messiah on a forum like this to bolster their ego. Shows you where they are at spiritually.
Faith replaces logic when ignorance rules the roost, then that ignorance based faith supplants common sense with duality perception sourced morals, to then form the most perfect closed minded idiot possible, also known as sheeple. mah.
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