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How NOT to do internet dating..... 15 Nov 2013 16:48 #1

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The stupid, illiterate, or downright filthy messages that guarantee these men will not be finding love online

Online dating is different for men and women. It just is.
As a woman you get bombarded with emails, and as a man you're expected to write interesting enough openers to distinguish yourself from the crowd, so that you have a decent shot getting a reply.
I'm not sure there is a formula for a good opening message, but there is definitely a formula for a bad one, which I've dissected and divided into seven easy categories.
Lovely reader, I give you genuine opening messages that I have received courtesy of the wonderful world of online dating. Followed by some helpful tips to improve response rates...

One example....


From the comments section.....

minxstar, Inthecountry, moments ago
Tried online dating. One initial response was just a single question...."Shaved or natural?" Yikes!

:D

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2507261/Online-Dating-Diaries-Illiterate-stupid-downright-filthy-ARE-men-awful-online-dating-openers.html
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How NOT to do internet dating..... 15 Nov 2013 23:06 #2

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I have mixed feelings about online dating.
The pen is mightier than the sword
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How NOT to do internet dating..... 15 Nov 2013 23:14 #3

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Ok. :P care to share?
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How NOT to do internet dating..... 16 Nov 2013 00:45 #4

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Not publically no. :P
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How NOT to do internet dating..... 21 Jul 2020 11:55 #5

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well...for me personally I think it´s possible to fall in love with someone´s posts

;)
:)
:P
explain Love in one word ⭐
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How NOT to do internet dating..... 21 Jul 2020 19:09 #6

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Gloria wrote:
well...for me personally I think it´s possible to fall in love with someone´s posts

;)
:)
:P

If you and spoony finally get it together please invite us all to a virtual wedding

We can then spam the screen the lots of Keks and Pepes and Happy Merchant memes
isaiah 47 : 10

10 You felt secure in your wickedness;
you said, “No one sees me”;
your wisdom and your knowledge led you astray,
and you said in your heart,
“I am, and there is no one besides me.”
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How NOT to do internet dating..... 21 Jul 2020 21:13 #7

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MrAnderson wrote:
Gloria wrote:
well...for me personally I think it´s possible to fall in love with someone´s posts

;)
:)
:P

If you and spoony finally get it together please invite us all to a virtual wedding

We can then spam the screen the lots of Keks and Pepes and Happy Merchant memes


:chuckle:
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How NOT to do internet dating..... 23 Jul 2020 06:13 #8

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MrAnderson wrote:
Gloria wrote:
well...for me personally I think it´s possible to fall in love with someone´s posts

;)
:)
:P

If you and spoony finally get it together please invite us all to a virtual wedding

We can then spam the screen the lots of Keks and Pepes and Happy Merchant memes

I will ;)
explain Love in one word ⭐
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