TOPIC: People Of Walmart

I think everybody knows this site for sure? You know, watching these either hilarious, weird of just fucked up pictures of strange people makes me think that Finland must be the most dull, sane and boring country in the world. Some say freaks come out at night, heck no, they're there in daytime, and it seems that all weirdos of US do their shopping in walmart.

I asked American friend of mine once, are they really that freaky, she said yes. I dunno, but Finns are the dullest of the dull in comparison. Which might be a good thing, to have people like that in every darned shop over here, would make going there either a horrorshow or serious comedy.

And what's with all those people who have shat their pants? I've only seen few old drunkards like that... Is it the food or what? And those people just go around shopping like there's nothing wrong and like nobody notices.

www.peopleofwalmart.com

Hex you have to remember an awful lot of Americans are descended from Swedes.

So that's where all the freaks are coming from! That's it, the secret of Walmark weirdos is cracked, literally!

No Hex, some also come from the Planet of blue people.

I think the best comedy there is, is the reality.

Other than the sharting. I do not understand how anyone can do that and walk around with that in their pants.

Maybe I'm just really boring too. Im sure sharters have rights to shart whenever and wherever they want to.

I'm sure my statements are offending sharters and I'm oppressing and continuing the plight of the sharting minority.

Yea, I don't get that either... I mean if your pants are full of shit, that must feel and smell really uncomfortable, not to mention how others may feel about it. Disgusting. And are these people so into their shopping, they can't just go and poop in the appropriate place? And that ain't their pants AFAIK.

I think it's the diet Hex. A gallon of high fructose corn syrup a day, plus the kilos of trans fats and processed white flour must be diabolical to the digestive system.

A think more often than not they are taken by surprise. What is presumed will be a mild little wafty breeze turns out to be a Mount Vesuvius lava flow .....

I've heard this form the horses mouth, couple of times really... One person I know, she's from South Carolina, has also lived in Finland, China, South America and where else, she told me that the food is totally crap over in US, unless you pay a lot of decent stuff and cook it yourself. Eating crap makes people shit themselves.

Its same in here really, real good food costs fortunes and cheap stuff is full of poison.

And for you Hex

Old dude with the hair seriously ROCKS!

Now this is stylish, note the bright blue purse, a perfect contrast with the orange, this person is clearly put some thought into it.

What the heck is that thing in his/her head?

These guys look like they should start a glam metal band.

What's up with the hair?
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Hexhammer wrote:
That dude is on another level, he stole the show....

If Cadillac would be a hairstyle, that would be it!

Wildhorse, I'm not trying to make fun out of other peoples misery or bad health, I go to people of walmart for the crazy and weird pictures instead. They do have a bad taste with posting pics, but admit it, some of those clothes and hairstyles are awesomely hilarious and crazy.

If WildHorse had not pointed it out directly I must admit that I would not have noticed I was laughing at people, supposed to be lower in the authorities order, and by doing this propping up in a little way the hierarchy which I think of myself as being opposed too.
I love comedy and I approach life with a good deal of humour, I am personally quite prepared to make myself a laughing stock to bring a smile to peoples faces and you may often see me walking about in Hainault in one of my 'shitshirts'.

My shirts are more leary than theirs, but I did not look on the web for long to find an illustration.
There is lots of comedy in aberrant behaviour, but there is a close edge to when it crosses from laughing with to laughing at. Just a slight difference of perspective, and the humour comes from being close to that point. To be honest I have not read every post, but I don't think most of the contributors to this thread crossed the point. Orange saw the pictures and spoke about bad food as a cause, Hex said they looked like metal fans, and he is an awesome metal drummer and dots loved one persons hair cut, so it is obvious these contributors are still seeing the people as human.
But there is a line and some people seeing these pictures will make the assumption they are proof of a class of people who are less deserving of our respect, We are lucky to have WildHorse here to remind us of that.

People of Walmart is bit controvertail, there's all kinds of pictures there... Some are just stupid and humiliating, others are genuinely funny or cool. If I would run a site like that, I would keep some sense of good taste and not post too offensive pictures. I mean if shit would happen and I would shit my pants, the last thing I would want to happen is to find picture of that shitty happening on the internet.

Ok, back to funny pictures.

Ever watch Family Guy?

Good bet?

WFT?

Only in America, you would get arrested for this in Finland.

Have you heard of a Finnish band called Leningrad Cowboys? They wear shoes like these on their shows, I bet this guy is a true fan. Holy crap, that's awesome!

They're not communist as far as I know... They have a sort of humorous Soviet look to their band and they have done some gigs with red army choir.