TOPIC: LOL of the day

LOL....someone said, on another forum, in all seriousness....


get a grip.

Just your average video: Inflatable sex doll hurled 31,000 metres into space

An inflatable sex toy has been filmed being launched into space, in a test of its resilience in unforgiving conditions before being catapulted back to Earth.

The doll, named Missy, was hooked to a hydrogen-filled balloon and began her mission at Lake Tahoe, on the border of California and Nevada.

She shot towards the cosmos at a speed of 426 metres per minute when, at an altitude of 31,090 metres, her balloon burst and she shot straight back down to the ground.



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metro.co.uk/2013/12/21/just-your-average-video-inflatable-sex-doll-hurled-31000-metres-into-space-4239601/

Hairy stockings aimed at deflecting unwanted male attention


New trend: Hairy stockings

Women tired of men staring at their legs this summer can now deflect any unwanted attention with a pair of these hairy stockings.
The practical fashion item is proving a hit in China after an image of the garment was posted on the country’s version of Twitter.

metro.co.uk/2013/06/18/hairy-stockings-aimed-at-deflecting-unwanted-male-attention-3845865/

Woman catches hairy husband twerking in his pants



metro.co.uk/2013/12/30/woman-catches-hairy-husband-twerking-in-his-pants-4244964/

Woman files for divorce over the way her husband eats peas



A woman has filed for divorce just a week into her marriage after discovering her husband doesn’t eat peas with a fork.

The woman in Kuwait is said to have been disgusted at the ‘shocking sight’ of her new husband using bread rather than cutlery.

The incident was apparently so traumatising the unnamed newlywed decided to try and end her marriage just days after their wedding, Gulf News quotes Kuwait newspaper Al-Qabas as reporting.

In another case highlighted by the paper, a woman attempted to divorce her husband after he insisted on squeezing toothpaste tubes in the middle and not at the end.

‘We are always arguing. I keep telling him that he should squeeze in the end of the tube, but he stubbornly refuses and keeps squeezing it in the middle. He is so obstinate,’ the woman is quoted as saying

pheony wrote:
I'd probably still go for it.

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2533155/Mystery-foreign-buyer-snaps-worlds-WORST-waxworks-theyll-needing-tags-too.html

Mystery Eastern European buyer snaps up the world's WORST waxworks - but what will the Czechs make of Sam Fox and Eddie 'the Eagle' Edwards?
More than 150 terrible waxworks have entertained visitors to Louis Tussauds House of Wax in Great Yarmouth for six decades
Museum closed in 2012 thanks to ill health of elderly owners
Now a buyer from the Czech Republic has snapped up the famous exhibits
Collection thought to have cost £7,500 to £12,000 based on auction prices

diamondgeezer wrote:
Just a bottle of spirits needed eh DG

Saw this and thought of our resident authoress.....


The dedication page of "Graduate Texts in Mathematics - An Introduction to Algebraic Topology" by Joseph J. Rotman

Misunderstanding sends job hunting "Data Support Cleanser" dude...live on air.

syxx wrote:
Hahahaha. I've just told The Child this is the template for my next dedication!

Robot, nonhuman presenters.
BBC Newsreader Simon McCoy Mistakes Photocopier paper for a tablet.

Just another happy day in sunny Mansfield. (I'm not in any way shape or form condoning domestic violence) but this is quite funny.